Feliz Navidad...

   
... Feliz Navidad. Feliz Navidad. Prospero ano y Felicidad. (Repeat)
I Wanna wish you a Merry Christmas. I Wanna wish you a Merry Christmas. I Wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Navidad.....

PUKE!

The phrase "Feliz Navidad" is repeated 18 times in this "classic." 18! Approximately 400 radio stations play nothing but Christmas music from 2 to 3 weeks before Thanksgiving until December 26th. Let's say for argument's sake, on average, these stations play this song every 2 hours. That equals 216,000 Feliz Navidads over the course of the elongated holiday season. Last year, I'm pretty sure I heard him say it 50,000 times myself. Today, I heard it on a commercial, and yesterday, some lady was singing it when she pulled into the drive through at the pharmacy. I just have one thing to say. Jose, if you really wanna wish us a Merry Christmas, will you just do it already and stop singing about it?

Sorry no posts lately. I am just so into the holiday spirit that it has overwhelmed me. I'll do better next week. Promise. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE,
Mr. Snarky